Hindi Jokes Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
Bhai ko Bhai se juda kr deti he
"GF"
Maa ko Bete se juda kr deti he
"GF"
Pati aur Patni ke Beech Jhagda paida kr deti he
"GF"
Insan ko Duniya se juda kr deti he
"GF"
Ghar me Jhagda karwa deti he
"GF"
"GF"matlab-
GALAT FEHMI
Jo is waqt aapko hui he.
Girl Friend to Bechari Masoom hoti he
aaj ke is kalyug me
kaha hai gandhi ki toli ?
saath me jise liye chalte
thi shanti hi gita ki hamjoli
ramdev, anna bhi gaye
sarkar ke is khatai me
shanti ke saath chaturai bhi gayi
bhrashtachar ki ladai me
nahi mila mukaam abtak
jiski hame talash thi
kranti ab wo phir chhidegi
jo san 47 ki aawaz thi
angrej darke bhage the
janta ke aage kampe the
wahi janta phir jagegi
sarkar ko milkar bhapengi
aawaj satyagrah kahi nahi
garmajoshi ka dabaw bhi tha
tabhi desh aajad hua tha
jisse bharat ka guman hua tha
yeto satyagrah ki aawaz hai
garmjoshi abhi hui kaha ?
itne me sarkar loot gayi hai
naujwan utrenge to ye bhagegi kaha ?
antim samay tak chalegi ladai
bhrashta netao pe hogi kadai
jang haar sakte nahee kabhi
hai bhrashtachar ki ye pahli ladai
jhuk jaayegi ye sarkar
fans jaayenge shatir mantri
aakhir kabtak jhuthi shan rahegi
bhrashtachar ab nahi chalegi
bhrashtachar ab nahi chalegi
bhrasthachar ab nahi chalegi.
Santa fireman hai..
Lady ne call kiya : hello mere ghar aag lagi hai
Fireman Santa : Pani daala ??
Lady : Haan , par aag buji nahi
Fireman Santa: fir hum aa k kya karen ..hum bhi toh pani hi dalenge
Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki :
Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?
RJ: ji Haan
Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha
hai ?
R.J: Haan
Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan
Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi
hogi..?
R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan :-|
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun
rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!
Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur
Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!
Sitting on Last bench and
thinking:
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"yaar isko teacher kisne bana
diya...
Bhai.. isse accha to mai padha leta"..
Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur
Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan
kar k rakha hai..
Monkey - Kyun? Kya hua bhai!
Tiger - Saale ratdin camere lagake
baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur
fir bolte hain,
"Only Few Left..Only Few Left."
A True Gentleman!
A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit
here?
Boy: It' all yours.
Girl: Can I take some water?
Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.
Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla
station kaun sa hai?
Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein
GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se
seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi
hai.
Wo khafa hai humse to khafa hi rehne
do,,,
Humko unka Gunahgaar hi rehne
do...
Wo samjhte hain ke humne chhod
diya unko,,,
Baat to jhoot hai magar sach hi rehne
do...
Muddato mangi hai KHUDA se
khushiyan unki,,,
Jo aata hai ilzam hum pe to ilzam hi
rehne do...
Unki shart hai k main BEWAFA banu,,,
Agar khushi mile unko to mujhe
BEWAFA hi rehne do...
Aayega waqt to dikhayenge unko
apna ZAKHAM,,,
Abhi khamosh hain humko bas
KHAMOSH HI RAHNE DO.
Pappu:" Papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar
ho gaya hai
Papa :" wow kon hai vo kushnasib
ladki
Pappu:" Pinky, apne Padosi Guptaji ki
Beti
PAppa:" ohh no beta, me tumhe kuch
batana chahta hu but tum
promise karo mummy ko nhi bataoge
Pappu:" promise nhi bataunga
Pappa :" Actually Pinky tumhari
Behen
hai ye sun k puppu ne pinky ko bhula
diya
Aurfir 2 mahine baad
Pappu:" Papa mujhe firse ek ladki se
pyar ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahot
hot hai
Pappu:" wow ye to bahot acchi baat
hai kon hai vo ladki ??
Pappu:" Reshma, Apne padosi
Vermaji ki beti
Pappu:" ohh no fir se, Beta Reshma b
tumhari behan hai
Pappu pagal hone laga tha,
usne tang aakar rote huve
Mummy se kaha:"
meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin 6 ki
6 papa ki betiya nikali
Mummy:" Aale aale mera bacha ro
mat tu kisi se b pyar kar,
tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa nhi
hai...
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