Sms Jokes Biography
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Shayad Mere Pyar Ko Taste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum;
Dil Sey Aisa Cut Kiya Ke Paste Karna Bhool Gayee Tum!
Aggar Manzil Ko Pana Hai To Hosla Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Pyar Ko Pana Hai To Aetbar Sath Rakhna;
Aggar Hamesha Muskurana Hay To Daant Saaf Rakhna!
Arz Kiya Hai:
Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Wah Wah!
Mehfil Mein Hamare Joote Kho Gaye To Ham Ghar Kaise Jayenge;
Kisi Ne Kaha:
"Aap Shayari To Shuru Kijiye, Itne Milenge Ki Aap Gin Nahi Payenge"
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Wah Wah!
Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi;
Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!
Hum Whiskey Nahi Pite, Hum Rum Bhi Nahi Pite;
Hum Gam Bhulane Ke Naam Pe, Jaam Hi Nahi Pite;
Aggar Mil Jaye Yaaron Ki Mehfil;
To Khuda Ki Kasam, Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahi Pite!
Akbar Dabe Nahin Kisi Sultaan Ki Fauj Se;
Lekin Shaheed Ho Gaye Biwi Ki Nauj Se!
Jawani Ke Din Chamkille Ho Gaye;
Aur Husn Ke Tewar Nukile Ho Gaye;
Hum Izhaar Karne Me Thode Dhille Ho Gaye;
Aur Unke Hath Peele Ho Gaye!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah!
Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge...
Made in China!
Made in China!
Aashiq Pagal Ho Jate Hai Pyar Mein;
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jati Hai Intezar Mein;
Magar Ye Fouzii Dilruba Nahi Samajhti;
Golgappe Khati Firti Hai Baazar Mein!
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Wah Wah!
Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile;
Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka Dil Chahiye;
Na Mujhe Jamane Se Koi Aas Hai;
Jo Apni Girlfriend Ki Pappi Dilwa De;
Bas Aise Dost Ki Talaash Hai!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Wah Wah!
Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai;
Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!
Dil Toota Hai Mera Par Ashk Nahi;
Uss Ka Ehsaas Hai Par Woh Pass Nahi;
Judaii Ka Dard Zaroor Hai Hum Ko;
Lekin Itna Bhi Khaas Nahi!
Sumundar Se Keh Do Apni Mojain Sanbhal Ke Rakhe;
Zindagi Mein Tofaan Laane Ke Liye Susral Wale Hi Kaafi Hai!
Chup Ho Kis Wajah Se, Humein Maloom Nahi Hai Magar;
Dil Doob Sa Jata Hai Jab Tum Bakwas Nahi Karte!
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