Hindi Sms Jokes Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?
Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.
Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.
Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.
Doctor: Nikal sale, tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej: Ja raha hun, par phir kab aaun?
Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
Doctor behosh......
A man fron UP is introducing his family:
1. Yeh hai meri biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Yeh hai mera beta.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat sare colony tak pahuchata hai...!!!
3. Yeh hai meri beti.... Twitter Kumari... Poori colony isko folow karti hai...!!!
4. Aur mein, mein hun Orkut Kumar... Mujhe koi puchhta hi nahi...!!!
Reactions of a Girl without a boyfriend:
1) Main nahi padti in chakkaro meine..!
2) Mere liye mere gharwale important hain aur unke saamne boyfriend kuch bhi nahi...!
3) Sab Ladke Ek Jaise Hi Hote Hain..!!
Same Girl after having a boyfriend:
1) Yaar pata nahi kaise ho gaya pyaar, uske siway kuch nahi dikhta ab mujhe..!!
2) Gharwalon ko manana padega kaise bhi, I can't leave him and mein uske bin nahin rah sakti..!!
3) Wo baaki ladkon ki tarah nahi hai, he loves me a lot..!!
Ek ladke ki shaadi ek bahut hi khubsurat ladki se fix hui.
Woh dono hamesha WhatsApp par baatein karte rahte the.
Phir kuch time ke baad dono ki shaadi ho gayi. First night ko ladke ne jab ladki ka ghoongat uthakar: Tum wakai bahut hi khubsurat ho... Tumhe kya gift karun...
Ladki sharmati hui boli: Humto toh aap taa Dill Taaiye.....
Bechaara ladka, Whatsapp ki jagah ek call kar leta to bach jaata.....
Pappu to his Mom: Mumma... Main kaise paida hua tha?
Mom: Maine ek box me mitti daal kar rakh di thi, kuch din baad uss mein se tum mile mujhe.
Pappu did the same thing...
Jab Kuch din baad usne jaa kar box khola aur dekha ki usmein ek Cockroach tha.
Pappu (Gussey se): Dil to karta hai ki tujhe goli maar dun... Par kya karu..!? Aaulad hai tu meri...!!!
Interviewer: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko pradhanmantri bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge???
Pappu: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why???
Pappu: Kyunki 2 minute mein toh sirf Maggi hi ban sakti hai.
Interviewer: Aur agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye toh???
Pappu: Hum 5 saal ke liye pradhanmantri nahin banenge.
Interviewer: Why???
Pappu: Arre mam, itni Maggi kaun khayega?
Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.
Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?
Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.
Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.
Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.
Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.
Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you. You are my angel thanks for coming in my life and making it worth living. You're Great.
Uski wife ne reply bheja: Pee li hai na ? Ab chup chap ghar aa jao...
DARO MAT... KUCHH NAHI BOLUNGI..!!!
Husband: Thank you!
TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Ghass.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass.
Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.
Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein.
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko.
Charwaha: Pani se.
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi pani se.
Anchor Ghusse se: Abey bewakoof admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai to mujhse bar bar puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...???
Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.
Anchor: Aur kala?
Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai.
A Boyfriend sends a message to his girlfriend on WhatsApp...
Boyfriend - Hi.
Girlfriend - Hello.
Boyfriend - Kahan par ho?
Girlfriend: Main apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hun, abhi driver mujhe club chor dega, uske baad mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi, tab tumhe call karti hun, tum kahan par ho?
Boyfriend: 401 no ki bus mein, TUMHARI SEAT SE 2 SEATS PEECHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA Maine Le Li hai...!!!
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