Jokes In Hindi Biography
Source(google.com.pk)
Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?
Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, ladkiyan to bus ladkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan achcha ladka dekha shuru ho jaati hain. Beta meri baat dhyaan se suno.. inke chakkaon mein kabhi mat padna, inse bach ke rehna, yeh bahut smart aur dhokebaaz type ki hoti hain aur inka koi deen-imaan bhi...
Beta: Aisa kuch nahi hai mom, woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage hui thi.
1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye !!! Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi.
2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath bhi chaakar hai? Ya tumne usko kisi aur ladki ke sath dekh liya ?
1st Girl: Nahin usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke sath dekh liya hai, jab ki woh kal bol raha tha ki wo out of city jaa raha hai... Jhootha.... Dhokhebaaz..... Kameena.....
A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?
Boy: It' all yours.
Girl: Can I take some water?
Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.
Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?
Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
Pappu: Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyun foola hua hai ?
Santa: I know ki, tu sab Jan ta hai, badmaash.
Pappu: Nahin papa, I don't know.
Santa: Chal, Chal, jhooth mat bol.
Pappu: Trust me dad, pease batao na, please, please, please...
Pappu: Wo, yaar... aunty ke pet mein paani bhara hua hai.
Pappu: Oh!... Achcha!!! Phir toh bachcha doob jayega...
Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi.
Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.
Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.
Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?
Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?
Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.
Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.
Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...
Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!
Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.
Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.
Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?
Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?
Wife: I Love U!!!
Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine.
Doctor, pagal se: Ye kya hai?
Pagal: Ye maine 500 panno ki kitab likhi hai...
Doctor: Tumne 500 panno pe kya likha?
Pagal: 1st page pe likha hai Ek Raja ghode par baith ke jungal ki taraf chala, aur akhri page pe likha ke wo Raja jungle pahunch gaya.
Doctor: To Kaminey beech ke 498 panno pe kya likha???
Pagal: Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
Doctor: Teri ye kahani padhega kaun ?
Pagal: WhatsApp par rakh dunga, mere jaise log juroor padhenge.
Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa: Pleas Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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