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Sacche Doston ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.

2) Zalim has-has ke message padhenge.

3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo, Besharam Message pura padhenge!

Facebook, Twitter or Whatsapp ko toh log aise hi badnam karte hein,

Asli taqleef to fake ID deti hai!

Aap Ka Message Nichhe Hai.

Aur Nichhe..

Aur Bhi Nichee...

Buhut Nichee...

Thoda aur Nichhee...

Tum Sirf Ek Message ke Liye Itna Nichhee Gir Jayoge,

Mujhe Andaza Bhi Nahi Tha!

M: Meri

A: Aatma

T: Tujhe

H: Hamesha

S: Satayegi

Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Hi Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun, Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho?

Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao!

What does a butt massage give you?

Ass aaram!

A aur B ki shaadi thi. Uss mein C B I!

Girl: Jannu, Tumhare Bina 'Zee' Nahi Lagta.

Pappu: 'Zee' Nahi Lagta Toh 'Sony' Ya 'Colors' Laga Lo. Woh Bhi Achhe Channel Hain!

Girl: It's not that I want you with me all the time; But it's just I don't want anyone else to have you even for a second.

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Boy: Aaye Haye, Teri English!

Earth Ka Kuchh Karo Warna Unearth Ho Jayega...

Lo Meri dukh bhari kahani padho...

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(!:"--'@%&+???/ ?*

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Dekha?

Koi bhi mera dukh nahi samajh sakta!

Life has many ways to make us weak. So one should always remember 3 things that'll keep us strong.

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

Think HATKE and eat DATKE!

Effects of break-up:

It's just a matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes 'Jaanwar';

And ' Cutie' becomes 'Kut

Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye, Sunny Toh Leone Bhi Hai...

Ladkiyaaan Sexy Honi Chahiye, Sushil To Shinde Bhi Hai...

Baal Majboot Aur Ghane Hone Chaiye, Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai...

Ladki Caring Honi Chahiye, Darling Toh Bobby Bhi Hai!

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

Kal jab milay thay to dil me hua eik sound,

Or aaj milay to kehte ho your file not found,

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai wo repeat kar dunga,

Tu na mili to apni zindagi ctrl+alt+delete kar dunga,

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye,

Dil se aisa cut kia ke paste karna bhool gaye,

Lakhon honge nigah me, kabhi mjhe bhi pick karo,

Mere pyar ke icon pe kabhi to double click karo..

Hai aap ke honton pe jo muskaan wagera,

Qurbaan gaye is pe dil-o-jaan wagera,

Billi to yunhi muft main badnaam huyi,

Thailay mein to kuch aur tha samaan wagera,

Be’hirss o gharzz farzz adaa ki jiye apna,

Jis tarah police karti hai chalaan wagera,

Ab hosh nahin koi ke badaam kahan hai,

Ab apni hatheli pe hain dandaan* wagera,

Har shirt ki bushratt bana dali hai Anwar,

Yun chaak kiya hum ne garebaan* wagera..

Dhoka mila jab pyar main,

Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi,

Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko,

Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..

Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai

Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai

Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai

Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai

Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai

Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai

Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai

Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai

Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai

Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai.

Main apne ghar geya tha woh jab apne ghar gayi,

Phir mujh ko kya khabar ke wahan se kidhar gayi..

Mard Honi Chahiye, Khatoon Hona Chahiye,

Ab Grammer Ka Yehi Kanoon Hona Chahiye,

Nursery Ka Daakhla Bhi Ab Sar’sari Mat Janiye,

Aap Ke Bache Ko Aflaatoon Hona Chahiye,

Raat Ko Bache Parhayi Ki Aziyat Se Bache,

In Ko TV Ka Bohat Mamnoon Hona Chahiye,

Doston English Zaroori Hai Hamare Wastey,

Fail Honey Ko Bhi Koi Mazmoon Hona Chahiye,

Sirf Mehnat Kya Hai Anwar Kamyaabi Ke Liye,

Koi Ooper Se Bhi Telephone Hona Chahiye..

Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota,

Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota,

Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se,

Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota,

Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta,

Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota,

Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha,

Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota,

Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana,

Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,

Wahan Zer-e-behess Atey Khat-o-haal O Huye-hubaan,

Gham-e-ishq Per Jo Anwar Koi Seminar Hota..