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Husband wife ko English sikha raha

tha.

Wife dopehar me husband se:

dinner lo Ji.

Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch

hai.

Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara

khandan,

ye raat ka bacha hua khana

hai.

Smoking effects LIPS

Drinking effects LIVER

Love effcts HEART

|But|

The most danger 1 is STUDY

It effcts the BRAIN

Direct komma

Avoid it & Enjoy

Define girl

The 1 who

b4 goin out for a party,

Gets

Facial,

Bleach,

Waxing,

Hair curling/ straighting,

Threading,

Toning,

Scrubing,

Moisturising,

done

Puts on

Lipstik,

LipGloss,

Lipliner,

Perfume,

Body toner,

Body lotion,

Eye liner,

Eye shadow,

Eye maskara,

Foundation,

Face powder,

Rings,

Bracelets,

Neckless,

Nail Print

Party dres,

Sandal

Purse

and

Says-

"Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi uth kar aa gyi "

Define boy

The one who b4 goin 2 party callshis frnd & asks:"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya.. ??

Frnd Reply:"chal be saale tere baap ki baraat hai Kya.

Ladka Universty me Ladki se :

Aap ka Name??

Ladki Ghussey se :

Mujhey sab

Behan kehtey hain. . .

Ladka : O Acha to aap hain wo

jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji

Kehtey hain

Amul Ghee Ki Add K Liye Rajpal Yadav K Pas Gye.

Rajpal - Isme Suny Deol Ko Lena Cheye Tha ?

Director- Wo To He Hi.

Rajpal - To Muje Q?

Director- Nkli Ghee Ka Asar Dikane K Liye ..

Ek Budha Ek ladki se Takraya...

Budha:" Sorry..

Ladki:" Andha hai kya.....Dikhta nah!!

aur phir ladki Jaise hi aage badhi, Ek

handsome

ladka us ladki se takra gaya..

Ladka:" Sorry...

Ladki:" It's okay!!

Budha ladki se bolta hai "MERI

SORRY KI SPELLING GALAT THI

KYA ??

Attitude of Girls: When a Boy

Sends a Dirty

SMS..

She Laughs For 10 Minutes,

Forwards that to Her Friends

(Girls)

Then Replies to the Boy

“Eww, I don’t like such stuff,

Son: dady'POLITICS'Kya h?

Dad-Teri MAA Ghar Chalati He Use"SARKAR"Manlo,

Me Kamata Hu Muje"KARMCHARI"Manlo.

Kamwali Kam Karti He Use"MAZDUR"Manlo

Tum Desh Ki Janta.

Chote Bhai Ko Desh Ka"BHAVISHYA"Manlo.

Son:- Ab muje politics samajh me aa gyi dady...

Kal Raat Mene Dekha Ki"KARMCHARI MAZDUR K Sath Kitchen Me gale mil Rha Tha.

SARKAR So Rhi Thi,

JANTA KI KISI Ko Fikar Nahi Thi or

DESH KA BHAVISHYA RO RAHA THA.

Examz Ke Liye, We Study All Nite Lyk ULLU..

Examz K Liye We Study All Nyt Like ULLU..

On Result Dae We Get Nothin Othr Dan BABAJI KA THULLU !

Boy: I Love you..? !

Girl: Hahahahaha =p

Boy: I Won't Live without you..?

Girl: Hahahahahahaha =p...

Boy: I Will Die For You..? =!!

Girl: Hahahahahahahaha..

Boy: I will Gift You a Gold Ring..? =x

Girl: Awwwww..Promise???? ...........

Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha