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Lalu ji ek mahina obama ke pas

se engish ki training lekar vaps aaye

ek din unhe ek call aaya..

lalu ji bole "Who is speaking?"

jawab aaya"Hum Sasura Obama bol

raha hun"..

The most romantic lines.....!!

mai kho gya hu tumhare pyar mE, tum bhi kho jao

If translated in english it becomes...

I 'm lost in ur love, u also get lost...!!

Husband & Wife dono market gaye to

Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya......

Wife:" kaun thi wo ??.......

Husband:" Tum plz dimag kharab mat

karo,....

abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun

ho ??

hahaha 1 tir 2 nishana

I am going to make my default browser internet explorer.

Said no one ever.

Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glass pee lo

Beti:No mama

mujhe nai peena.

Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi

piyogi to badi kaise hogi?

Beti: maa apko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,

phir bhi aap badi ho gai hain

Main bhi nahi piyungi

to badi ho jaungi.

Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi

karti,

Agar meri achi beti ho

to doodh pee lo

warna mei tum se khafa

ho jaungi.

Beti: OK mama,.

aap kehti hain toh mein doodh pee leti

hoon . .

Aur is tarah us ki beti ne doodh pee liya..

Msg end tak kitnay gaur se padha hai

ki kab non veg start hoga..

bus karo saalo sudhar jao hawas K Pujariyo.

LaDkO k paas Bike honi chaiye .......

paidal toh wo akal se bhi hote hai

Wife:-Lagta hai Hamari beti

ki kisi kesaath

setting ho gyi hai . . .

Husband:-Tumhe kaise

pataa ? ? ? ? ?

Wife:-Bahut Din ho gaye

mobile Recharge

ke Paise nahi maange

usne . . .

A man got a call from unknown number.. .

Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ?? .

Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ?? .

Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. .

Another call from unknown number.. .

Girl:" R u married.. ?? .

Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ?? .

Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat.. .

Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.. .

Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja..

Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . .

Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . .

Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya..

Attitude Of Girls:

Jab ladke nahi dekhe to:

Girl:"Kutta, dekhta bhi

nahi..

Jab ladke dekhe to:

Girl:"Dekh kaise kutte ki

tarah dekh raha hai..

Jaago boys jaago

aur in girls ko ghaas na

daalo..

"A boy sent the most expensive bird that could

speak 40 languages as a birthday gift 2 his G.F.

Next day he asked about the gift.

B.f : Hows the bird?

.G.f : Very Tasty

Sunny Leone takes Pepsi from

changing room of senior actresses...

Katrina : Hello what are you doing

in the changing room of senior

actresses....

Sunny : was feeling thirsty so came

to take Pepsi.

Kareena : Did u take our permission

before entering?

Sunny : permission for Pepsi?

Deepika : How dare u argue with

your seniors...

Sunny : well I think we all are in

same field

so why this discrimination? -?

Priyanka : so u think tumhare or

hamare bich mein koi fark nahi

hai???

Sunny : Farak to hai.... Main app

logo ki film mein kabhi bhi aa sakti

hu, per aap log

meri film mein kabhi nahi aa

sakti....

Aisa nhi k ye zindgi buri hai,

Par school or clg life ki baat kuch or thi.

Aisa nhi k ab hasi nhi aati,

Par dosto me beth kr khilkhilane wali bat Kuch or thi.

Aisa nhi k ab tension se raat nhi guzarti,

Par exams ki raato me jagne wali bat Kuch or thi..

Aisa nhi k aage aa kr kuch hasil na kiya ho,

Par passing marks le kr party udane wali bat Kuch or

thi. .

♻Aisa nhi k ab zindgi nhi kat rhi hai,

Par dosto me zindgi jine ki bat hi kuch or thi...

1 ladki coke pi rahi thi,

achanak us me se 1 MACHHAR nikla n bola MAA.

Ladki:Mein teri maa nahi hu.

Machhar:Aisa na bol maa,

mein teri COKE se nikla hoon:p