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1 Aalu ne Bhindi k number pe I love u ka msg bheja,

Bhindi ne use phone kar k bura bhala kaha aur boli,

Shut up,

Tum itne mote aur main Slim and Smart..

Aalu ko bahut dukh hua or us ne fir itni sabziyan fasaayi ki Aaj aap dekh sakte ho,

Aalu-Ghobi,

Aalu-Bengan,

Aalu-Shimla mirch,

Aalu-Palak,

Aalu-Matar,

Aur Bindhi us din se aaj tak akeli hai..

MORAL:

"MAT KAR ITNA GURUR SURAT PAR AYE HASEENA..

TERI SURAT PE NAHI HUM TO TERI SADGI PE MARTE HAIN".!:

BF: Baby, I heard you failed in

English,

how is it

possible?

GF: Nahi to jhoot hai Who TELLED

you??

BF: Bas Rehn De, Main Samajh

Gaya!

Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki :

Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: ji Haan

Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha

hai ?

R.J: Haan

Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan

Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi

hogi..?

R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan :-|

Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun

rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!

Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur

Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!

Sitting on Last bench and

thinking:

"yaar isko teacher kisne bana

diya...

Bhai.. isse accha to mai padha leta"..

Customer - Agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?

Clerk - 3 din me.

Customer - Dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay Q ?

Clerk - Sir PROCEDURE to FOLLOW karna padta hai na. Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ?

Customer behosh

Height of Flirting:-

Girl calls a boy:

Girl: Hello baby

Boy: Ohh janu bolo

Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi

ata pata nahi!

Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hain

aapki aankhon me..

Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho........??

Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,

kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..

Girl: Maine to tumhe koi pic di hi

nahi!!

Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai

barson se..

Girl: But hum to parson hi mile

hain!!

Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal

barson hai Pinky....

Girl: Pinky...?? Ye pinky kaun hai ??

main to nisha hu

Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab

bhul jata hun..

Girl: Tum prashant ho na....??

Boy: Gharwale to Sakib bulate

hain, lekin wo galat ho sakte hain

tum nahi..

Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na....??

Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi

hai….!!

A Plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes

Meanwhile there were 5 people on board.

The 1st person was Katrina Kaif and she said: "You know I'm the most demanding girl, so I can't die now" She took 1 parachute and left.

The 2nd who was Anil Ambani said: "You know I'm the richest man in India and I'm not that old to die" so, he took the 2nd parachute and l

eft.

Indian Prime Minister Manmohan said: "You know I'm the smartest prime minister in the world, so I can't die now" He took 1 and left.

It was left with Anna Hazare and a little schoolgirl.

The Anna said to her: "Take the last 1, I'll sacrifice my life for you".

The little girl replied: "but there are two parachutes left,

Manmohan took my school bag and jumped"

2010- kya aapke toothpast me

namak

hai....

2013- kya aapke toothpast me

namak or

nimbu hai?

2016- kya aapke toothpast me

namak ,nimbu or chatmasala hai.....

2020- Dal fry special masala wala

collgate ,leamon tea wid bskt flav.

Collgate,mix veg. Spicy Collgate...

2021- kya aapke muh me dant

hai...nahi!!

To le aaiye ready

made Colgate teeth...

Girlfriend : Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means ?

Boyfriend : It's 'Nothing'

Girlfriend : Why? Tell me na... please...

Boyfriend : Arre uska matlab 'kuchh nahi' hota hai.

Girlfriend : Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai ?

Boyfriend : Bola to 'kuchh bhi nahi' hota hai.

Girlfriend : Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon, ek word me

chup chap answer de...

Boyfriend : Ghanta....

Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps.

Boyfriend : Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila ?

Girlfriend : Kuchh nahi.

Boyfriend : Yahi hota hai 'Babaji Ka Thullu'

Girlfriend : Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the ?

Ek Baar america, china or India ki Police

me baat hui ke dekhte hai teeno me

sabse Tez kaun hai...???

Uske Baad Ek Khargosh jungle me chora

gaya..

America police ne Khargosh ko 2 din me

Dhund liya..

Fir China ki Police ne khargosh

kodhundne me 1 hafta Laga diya..

Ab India ki Police ki baari aayi Khargosh

jungle me chora gaya or Indian Police 2

Mahine tak wapis nai aayi

Log unko dhundne pahuche to dekha

Indian Police bandar ko ulta latka kar

buri tarah Peet rahi thi or Bol rai thi

Kabool kar saale tu hi khargosh hai

kabool kar.