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Wednesday 2 April 2014

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Funny Sms Biography

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Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.

Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.

Sardar says - “Baljith Singh Married”

A Sardar received an invitation, to a party

which said “Black Tie Only”!!

When he went to the party he was surprised to

find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts

as well !!!!

CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.

Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.

MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho?

MUNNA BHAI :Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun

ko yeh

nehin maloom ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.

MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?

CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai. Ox maane Bael, Ford maane gaadi. Oxford bole toh - BaelGaadi.

Once three cheentees were sitting.

Just then a haathi passed by.

‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’

Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa…

Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …

Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa: Ila to…

Ila-stick leke …

Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

Hansa: Praful, alphabet matlab….

Praful: alphabet Hansa, local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai, to wo apni beti Alpha se kya kehti hai?

Hansa: Alpha beth seat pe, Alpha beth,acha toh yeh alphabet….

Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?

Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?

Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...

Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.

Wife: Khana kha liya?

Husband: Khana kha liya?

Wife: Batao na.

Husband: Batao na.

Wife: Pleaseee... batao na.

Husband: Pleaseee..... batao na.

Wife: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Husband: Achcha ji! Meri naqal?

Wife: I Love U!!!

Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya maine...

Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?

Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.

Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.

Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...

Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!

Pappu: Papa Aunty ka pet itna kyun foola hua hai ?

Santa: I know ki, tu sab Jan ta hai, badmaash.

Pappu: Nahin papa, I don't know.

Santa: Chal, Chal, jhooth mat bol.

Pappu: Trust me dad, pease batao na, please, please, please...

Santa: Wo, yaar... aunty ke pet mein paani bhara hua hai.

Pappu: Oh!... Achcha!!! Phir toh bachcha doob jayega...

A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?

Boy: It' all yours.

Girl: Can I take some water?

Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.

Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?

Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.