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Ladkiya nai sudhregi...

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Boy:"Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare

Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat batana

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Girl:"Teri Behan Ko To Zarur Bataungi

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Kamini Kehti Thi Koi Kutta Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega..

Pagal Hain Woh Log Jo 14 Feb Ko

Propose Karte Hai.

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Meri Mano To Aaj, 1st April Ko

Propose Karo.

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Maan Gai To ''Cool,''

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Keh DO ''Happy April Fool Yaar''!

Ek true bat batata hun aplogon ko.

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Happy april fool.

Q: What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

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Guess

Guess Guess

A: FOOLAN DEVI!

Santa ka Break-up Ho gaya.. Aur usne 1 sher

arz kiya:

phoolo Ki Mallika Baharo Ki Shahzaadi...

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Wah wah.

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phoolo Ki Mallika Baharo Ki Shahzaadi...

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Dil tod Ke chali gayi

"Kutti Kamini Haramzaadi

Santa Radio lekar khet me potti karne gaya.

Banta:Aaj to maje se ki hogi?

Santa:Khak maje se ki, radio pe Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya. Khade khade karni padi.

Har Khushi Teri Taraf Mod Doo.

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Tere Liye Chand Tare Tak Tod Doo.

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Khushiyon Ke Darwaje Tere Liye Khol Doon,.

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Itna Kaafi Hai ya Do Chaar Jhoot Aur Bol Doon

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin

ja raha tha...

Rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, "Break nahi maar sakte they

kya ???"

Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break

mar kar kia faida.

Boy-"I Love U"

Ladki- Tameez Se Baat Karo.

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Boy-

Om Manglam Bhagwan Vishnu With

Due Respect I Beg To Say That"I

Love U"devi Ji Offer Grahan Kare

1 Accha Dost Hospital Me Phool De Ke Kehta

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Get Well Soon

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Par 1 Sacha Dost Kahta Hai

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Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai..

Dhirey-Dhirey Theek Hona Roz

Aaunga...

Teacher: 1 Din aisa ayega jab prithvi pe pani

nahi rahega,

Sab jeev nasht hojaynge

prithvi tabaah hojaygi.

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Santa: madamji, us din tution ana hai kya

6 sal ka ldka:- I Love u Mom..!!!

Mom:- Oooww... Mera raja beta

aja...!!

Aurr

20 sal ka ldka: I Love u Mom..!!

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Mom:- Bhag yahan se, ek paisa

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dungi..!!! .

Ek ladki ko koi phone pe

unknown no. se pareshan kr rha tha...

To us ladki ne naya SIM card liya aur Uss

unknown no pe call kr ke kaha-

Maine vo SIM bnd kr di hai , ab tuje jo

krna h kr le

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images

Santa Banta Jokes Hindi Shayari Dard Bhari Friendship Image Wallpaper Love Sad Photos Pic Images