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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola : Kahan jana hai?

Sadhu : Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.

TT : Ticket hai?

Train

Sadhu : Nahin

TT : Chalo

Sadhu : Kahan?

TT : Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mei

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.

Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they kya ???”

cycle

Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.

Zebra

He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, ‘Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai’.

Rabri : Ka karat ho?

Laalu : Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!

Man writing letter

Rabri : Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.

Laalu : Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

Sardar : What is the name of your car?

car

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Hum dua karte hai khudase ke

Wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,

Ek hi cartoon jaisi chiz hai hamare paas

Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye…

when you breathe, you respire!

WAH WAH

when you breathe, you respire!

wah wah

when you dont breathe,you expire!

wah wah kya baat hai.

Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,

Par maine usko jala diya agarbatti samajhkar

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…

Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega…

Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo…

Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,

Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,

Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,

Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho.

Aap ke haath main mobile hai

Chrere pe smile hai

SMS ke acchi khasi file hai

Phir bhi aap SMS nahi karte

yaar, yeh kaisa style hai…!

Ek Dost Ka Dost Se Wada Hai

Marte Dam Tak Nibhayenge,

Maut Aye To Tumse Pehle Hum Jayenge,

Tum Ko Na Bhul Payenge,

Tumhe Bhi Sath Le Jayenge..

Daru pio to aankhe lal,

Mehndi lagao to haath lal,

Kiss karo to lips lal,

Kisi ladki ko chhedo to muh lal,

Bach gaye to jio mere lal

Daruse Nasha Badhta Hai,

Nashese Junun,

Jununse Mehnat,

Mehnat Se Paisa,

Paise Se Izzat

Isliye Izzat Paneke Liye

Daru Pina Bahut Zaroori Hai! CHEERS!!!

Jay : Mausi, ladka ATOS mein kaam karta hai..

Mausi : Hai ram..!!! Aur kahin try kar raha hai kya??

Jay : kahan mausi 2 saal TCS me rahne ke baad koi Company leti kahan hai…

Mausi : Hi Raam to kya 2 saal se TCS mein hi hai..

Jay : haan socha tha 2 saal me salary hike hogi hi. Aajkal to salary bhi jyada NAHI mil rahi hai use..

Mausi : To kya salary BHI KAM milti HAI..?

Jay : Ab appraisal bhi to asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi..

Mausi : Hai hai …!! To kya appraisal bhi nahi hota uska..?

Jay : Senior se ladhai karne ke baad appraisal mein achhi rating to nahin milti hai… Mausi..

Mausi : To kya seniors se ladhta bhi hai..?

Jay : Ab 2 saal tak onsite Jane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi : To kya AB tak ek baar bhi onsite nahi gaya ..???

Jay : Ab Outdated technology ke developer ki kismat mein to yehi likha hai mausi..

Mausi : kya kaha ladka Outdated technology mein kaam karata hai..!!!

Mausi : Kaunse college se padhai ki hai..?

Jay : Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar de denge!!

Jay : To main rishta pakka samjhuna mausi???

Mausi : Beta, kan khol kar sun Le…Sagi mausi hoon basanti ki koi sauteli maa nahi Bhale hi hamaari Basanti Call Center wale Chandu se shaadi kar Le par TCS ke employee se katai nahin karegi .

Teen aadmi ek ganja, doosra langra, tisra andha jo road paar kar rahe thay ki ek bus ka guzarna hua toh pehla aadmi bola, “Abe sala kaun tha jo mere balon ki setting hi bigad di.”

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Doosra bola: “Ruk-ruk abhi sale ko pakadta hun.”

Tisra bola: “Koi baat nahi chhodo maine already uska number note kar liya hai.”