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AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO,

MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO,

DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE,

PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

SHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki

Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali

Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai..

Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai..

Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna..

Q Ke

Har Ladki Ka "FIGURE" Alag Hota Hai...

Arz kiya hai...Udhar aap majabur baithe hain...

Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.

Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h

career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h

jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h

use ENGINERING kahte he.

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye..

Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya....

ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya..

Ajnbi Galiyo Se Gujra Na Kro,

Dard-E-dil Liya Aur Diya Na Kro,

Bacche Ho Abhi SmS K Khel Me,

Barabri

"Baadshaho"

Se Kiya Na Karo.

Tum Ho Subah or Sham Ki Tarah,

Tum Ho Khushiyo Ke Paigam Ki Tarah,

TumKo Mene Kab Bhulaya,

Tum to Yad Rhte Ho Muje Mere Naam Ki Tarah.

Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar...

Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar..

Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,

Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.

Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,

Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.

Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi

dusre din hi haathi mar gaya

chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya

aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

Jo pyar hamesa 7 rhe wo saccha he G

Jo musibat me kaam aye wo acha he G

Kabhi kabhi hamse b ho jati he galatiya

"Qki DIL TO BACHHA HE G"

Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai

Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN "C" Aur

"IODIN" ki Kami Hai.

Main aapko chand kehta,

Main aapko chand kehta

Lekin usme bhi daag hai

Main aapko suraj kehta,

Main aapko Suraj kehta

Lekin usme bhi aag hai

Main aapko bandar kehta,

Main aapko bandar kehta

Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.

Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai

Wah wa

devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha

Wah wah

Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?

CID ne sony se naata jod liya

Or jis room mein mana rha tha Abhijeet SuhagRaat

Daya ne wahi darwaza tod diya.

SOHAIL teri ankho me Dard ka jo rang hai

Wah wah

SOHAIL teri ankho me dard ka jo rang hai

Chai ki ye Umang hai

Tarang Hi Tarang Hai.

Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai

Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..

Aur

Maine jo sher mara to

sherni widhwa ho gayi..

Jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro,

wah

jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro.

daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo.

Arz kiya hai....

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana

Bund Hai?

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana

Bund Hai?

Aap hi humse naraz hain ya

Outlook bund Hai !!!